Me: Hello! I am an anonymous correspondent from The Daily Rasin. I have heard rumors that you both are now BFF's. Is that correct? If so, how did you meet?
Iliana: I'm Confused.
Rasin: Same.
Me: I have heard rumors that you, Iliana, are BFFs with Rasin. Is that true? How did you meet him?
Rasin: I'm out.
Rasin: I'm not her BFF.
Me: OK, so, Iliana, what are your favorite qualities of said BFF?
Iliana: His Hair. He's funny.
Rasin, pre-Iliana.
A common interest of the pair: edibles.
Rasin thinks.